Nope. Not Me!

I am linking up today for the very first time with MckMama for “Not Me Monday.” With the move going on and whatnot I have not done anything this week that is out of the norm for moms. Really. I’ve been the picture of perfection. Haha. Not.

This morning [ok, and last night] I most certainly did not give Little Man a screw driver and the container of wall putty [closed and sealed very tightly] to play with while I was trying to pack and move boxes. Nope. Not me.

I swear that I have not given Little Man Cheddar Cheese Pringles for lunch and supper for the past two days. With teddy grahams.  {Don’t worry, he has eated pop-tarts. And steak and potatoes. These are just “side dishes.”}

It was not me who was too tired to wash the dishes and just left them stacked up in the dishwasher. Without even bothering to to put any detergent in and press the button. Nope. Not me being lazy.

It was not me who threw junk items into a box without bothering to sort through them and organize the box. Just kind of, ya know, tossed them in. Closed it up, taped it down and shoved it in the corner.

It was not me who ate cereal out of a cup this morning because we packed all of our bowls up. Nor was it me who, last night, drank the last bit of Dr. Pepper straight out of the bottle because the few cups that escaped being shoved in a box, were piled dirty in the dishwasher.

It was not my son who was waiting for me in his crib yesterday morning without a diaper, bouncing up and down and soaking wet. Not my child!

And finally…it was not me who was so desperate for Little Man to take a nap this morning that I gave him a bottle full of….wait for it…chocolate milk-just to get him to go to sleep.

Oh well. No one is perfect. 🙂